the evolution of language

two awful puns in one sentence, and it's canon. i am so very proud of this monstrosity. (it's an Othello reference, if you didn't get that.)

DIY

it's not the doctor from the first strip, but it's definitely the same hospital.

another satisfied customer

this strip is funnier if you imagine that the sales assistant is standing IN the apples.

belonging

all my year 12 homies know where it at. brb, hsc.

reticulating splines

if anyone ever reads this, please start dropping "reticulating splines" into your day-to-day conversations. this should revolutionise modern language.

some people!

i put on the ol' concrete boots and sink to the depths of self-reference.

living the dream

i like to call music i like "important". it makes me feel superior.

an easy mistake to make

how embarrassment!

hurt feelings

if you're a doctor, then where's your stethoscope?